So let's all try to stay positive. I know it's difficult for some of you out there but stranger things have happened (Red Sox). We need to end this curse.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQPiCi38po

Go Cubs Go

Not Quite as Much Excitement Today

The fate of the Cubs lies on the shoulders of Rich Hill. IF he gets it done, I presume Zambrano pitches on Sunday? He will be money in Wrigley - not sure if the Cubs can score against Webb though. If they do - who pitches in AZ? Surely not Lilly. How about Wood for 3, Marmol for 3, Howry, Eyre, (and god help us) Dempster.

Two Words

Remember 1984...up 2-0, feeling good....it's gonna happen, not how we wanted to start the series but stay positive.

Go Cubs Go

ADAM

Either be a fan or shut the hell up.

I've given up - watching 30 Rock

Milf Island - a new show - a classic. Lilly sucks.

It is a New Game

Lilly has some confidence back. Need some runs in the 4th

Lilly - YOU SUCK!!!

Lilly - did you see how a pitcher is suppose to sacrifice?

learn to bunt.

Where's Paul

Not at home, that's for sure. We need Lilly to calm down.

Alfonso! 2 K's

Why would any pitcher ever throw Alfonso anything other than a curve ball? Reminds me of the Giants 3rd baseman from the year the Cubs played the giants in the playoffs (Matt something??). Could not hit a curve ball if his life depended on it. So Fontenot gets tired of him fouling off his curve ball and tries to sneak by an 85 mph fast ball - BAM - 3 run home run.

Soto!!!!!

With one swing, the rookie catcher doubles the team's offensive output of last night.

And what a beautiful swing it was.

Derek Lee

Will he become the next Leon Durham?

Bottom of the 1st

Little bit touch and go there for a second. But it could be big that Lilly was able to get out of the jam without giving up anything. I'm thinking he'll come out a lot more confident in the next inning.

The countdown

2 hours until first pitch. Any predictions? I'm thinking it's going to be a big night for Ramy, Lilly and the Riot

Back in the Saddle

On the Blog again

Always Interesting to see who shows up for Postseason Play

I was glad Zambrano pitched well last night. If you recall, we was staked with a good lead in game one against the Fish - and gave that away. Good game.

I was surprised he only pitched 6 innings.

Disappointing that he led off an inning with a double and they couldnt get him in. Runs are at a premium in the post season - did Alfonso try to bunt him over?
Why was Jacques Jones batting 2nd? Has he batted 2nd at all this year? I wonder about Lou's decision making process last night.
Big night for Lilly.
Patrick - you are right - this team is hard to watch - very undisciplined hitters - Lee striking out 3 times is just stupid.
I need to find something to do tonight between 7-10 pm.

Final

Some disappointment in this game. I still think the Cubs can win the series, but they need to take advantage of their opportunities and score some runs. But I'm staying positive. Need to win tomorrow.

Bottom of the 7th

The pitching change didn't work out the way Lou planned.
And I have to ask, why did Zambrano need to come out? According to ESPN, he had only thrown 85 pitches. And why let him hit with the bases loaded if you're only gonna keep him in for one more inning.
I'm not wild about the way that all went down.

The Big Hurt?

In the studio?
Was he known for his cerebral approach to the game?

There is always time to drink...

Keep that in mind...
Starting with a hit is good...good going Choi..I mean Lee

Zambrano's pitching Style

He is pitching so fast I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE TO BREATH.... MUCH LESS TIME ENOUGH TO GO TO THE FRIDGE TO REFILL MY TANQUERAY AND TONIC

Great Play

Plays like that make me happy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Question

Why is Zambrano the only Cub who's trying to take the ball to the opposite field?

He's hit it on the button twice, and yet everyone else insists on pulling these weak grounders.

Z swinging away...

Bad Choice by Lou? We'll see.

Drew Carey's Child?

One Mistake is too many for this type of pitcher's duel.

Dammit!!

Who the hell is Stephen Drew?

Sonic Commercials

How does everyone feel about them?

I think I might be a fan. Not laugh out loud funny, but pretty clever. They're absurd and ridiculous, kinda like our family dinners.

Top of the 3rd

Big Z led off with a beautiful double. To be honest, I think he was thinking triple. Of course, the top of the order left him sitting on second.

How, exactly, did you guys watch this team all season? This is difficult. I'm drinking quickly.

Postscript - They just showed Muhammed Ali. Love that guy.

Top oof the Second...No damage done

Except to the Wine cellar.

Bottom First

Two Out, one Chardonnay down.

Cubs only need 11 more wins!

Contest

In honor of Adam's big accomplishment this weekend, I thought we could have a little contest to celebrate.

Guess what Paul asked Adam right before he took this picture:



1) "How many homosexual "experiences" have you had so far today?"

2) "How many seconds does it take Paul to drink a large glass of chardonnay?"

3) "What time yesterday afternoon did Mark start to talk about going to bed?"

4) "What did you just leave in that sandtrap?"

5) "How many of your testicles did you promise to the golf gods if you ever got a double eagle?"

6) "How many times this weekend did Bill break out in tears, whining about how his younger brothers were ganging up on him?"


These are just a few possibilities. You're welcome to suggest your own.

Fear the Schruters

Fear the Quack Attack!!!!

Tournament Time

Alright ladies....lets get serious. I know you all are still a little down due to the super bowl disaster. By the way, how come Rex didn't get MVP of that game. No one else helped assure Indy's win more than he did. Anyway, I've set up a friendly bracket competition through Yahoo and would be quite pleased if you all would fill out a bracket. We can now continue to use this little blog to discuss picks, complain about how Illinois only got a 12 seed and wonder why the Cats and Aggies are not represented in the field, especially after the 5-23 campaign by the Farmers from Sacramento. Let the fun begin.

Patrick - great job on the vittles!

The buffalo chicken sandwich was outstanding. My sphincter really enjoyed it this am.

Tough Loss.

But the good news is that pitchers and catchers report in less than a month.

This is Our Quest!

Instructional Video

Dad could have used this a few days ago.

One Day to Go...Who's excited?

Updates from the Scott Household....

Bill has arrived and everybody is in agreement; he is not going to make it..

Paul has been cleaning for the past five hours, seriously.

This weekend could be a complete disaster!

Definition of Shart

-a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

Applied in a Sentence- After Paul sharted himself for the third time in one week, he realized that he might need to look into disposable boxers.

Important Advice for Sunday

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

-Cliff Claven

"It's...

...Groundhog Day!"

Apparently Phil didn't see his shadow, which according to my sources, means that da Bears will emerge victorious from Sunday's contest.

Adam Look at Me..You should not mention Sharts!

Some topics need not be shared with a broad audience. Sharting is one on those topics.

You know who I don't like? Jerry Jones.

It really pisses me off that days before the biggest Bears game in decades, the owner of the anemic, overpaid chokehounds known as the Dallas Cowboys can't keep his nose out the Bears' business. If Ron Rivera wants to move to D-town and hire Dan as a babysitter, that's his business. But it shouldn't even be on the radar til Monday. Until Monday morning, Jerry Jones should do whatever it is billionaries do in North Texas--clear brush, mismanage businesses, declare immoral wars--whatever.

The Jordan Brothers

Let's go Ramblers!


Jeff and Marcus Jordan, the sons of the world famous Michael, are playing on ESPN2 right now.

They're in high school. ESPN is showing a high school basketball game in February. Am I the only one who thinks this is slightly strange?

The other weird thing is that they both play for Loyola Academy, where Daniel and I began our secondary education.

It's a Bears Town

And you gotta love they way they celebrate it.



As excited as I am to be coming home this weekend, these pictures really make me miss Chicago.

Todo El Mundo Esta Enamorado con Los Osos

An Article From The Chicago Tribune:

` Vivan los Osos!' !

The Drink Menu

24 Coronas and a bottle of Tequila

- Because Daniel thinks he's Mexican

48 Stella's

- Because Patrick is an animal and can drink more than Daniel

60 Bud Lights

- Because Vincent still thinks he's in college and can definetely drink more than Patrick

Handle of Seagrams and a handle of Goldslager

- Because Adam can drink more than God!!!

Should be a fun day.

7 Point Underdogs?

How can anybody in their right mind bet against a team with a mascot as intimidating as ours?

It is preposterous!

Bears 35- Colts 17

Do you need directions to the Party?

Hey Brian, how do you get there?

Take a right off of Magdalena and we're the first house on the left

We've been shopping

Think Sausages and Liquor. It's a pretty simple menu

Look Who is Returning to Texas!

Can anybody say.............COMEBACK

Here is the Story:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/013107dnsporanglede.25b5cd.html

What is the Plan for Saturday and Sunday Morning?

Are We Golfing?

What a Wimp!

It is a little pathetic how excited I am to watch Bill during the game on Sunday.

Did someone say Sausage Fest?

Should we all wear something similar for the game? I know Adam has something like this in pink.

How Can You Not Root For This Guy

Good Story about Lovie from the Sunday Times.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/28/sports/football/28smith.html?ex=1170910800&en=6fd2625ef8ca88b1&ei=5070&emc=eta1

Dance Party!!!!!

Halftime competition of who can do the best Chunk impression. Who's in?

Moose's Press Conference

YES, Adam is Still Gay

Was Vince in Chicago this Weekend?

This video is weird, but strangely touching.

Possible Menu for Next Weekend

Bring your pacemakers.

Saturday Lunch:
Deli Sandwichs & Wedge Salads

Saturday Dinner (AKA Soup Night):
Tortilla Soup
Chili
Borsht (maybe)

Sunday Breakfast:
Scrambled Eggs
Shrimp & Grits
Black Bean Cakes
Homemade Salsa

Game Food:
Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches
Meatloaf Sandwiches
Polish Sausages
Chicago-Style Pizza
Guacamole & Chips
Kitty's Bean Dip?

I'm Looking Forward to This Sausage Fest

Polish-sausage fest, that is.

Menu Preferences

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Scott Family Super Bowl Party

Who wants to Play "Shirts or Shorts"

After many days of hard reflection, I was unable to make a decision. Should I stay in Dallas and continue my slow journey towards complete depression or travel to California knowing full well that my experience in California could leave me scarred for years to come? And then it just appeared like a hooker in Vegas:

The opportunity to sit in my underwear alongside my brothers, father, and uncles comes around once, maybe twice a lifetime. Bill crying in the bathroom is an extra bonus.

Nevertheless...
Paul, please be sure to pick up a little extra tequila for son # 2 (or Son #1 depending on which list you are referring). Here is my itinerary

Fri, Feb 02, 2007 - Fort Worth, TX (DFW) to San Francisco, CA (SFO)
United 0555
Depart: DFW 06:54 PMArrive: SFO 08:43 PM
Non-stop3h 49m 320 1,464 miles traveled
EconomyFood for Purchase
Flight: Confirmed
21A

Mon, Feb 05, 2007 - San Francisco, CA (SFO) to Fort Worth, TX (DFW)
United 0464
Depart: SFO 11:00 AMArrive: DFW 04:23 PM
Non-stop3h 23m 319 1,464 miles traveled
EconomyFood for Purchase
Flight: Confirmed
15B

All passengers
Name:
DANIEL SCOTT

Who is man enough to have this done? Vince?

I will have the tatoo artist on call if the Bears win.

That Woods guy is a pretty good golfer

I don't think anyone has the mental toughness to beat him down the stretch. Phil, you have won your last Major.

And the Hits keep Coming

Chicago native Floyd signs with Cubs

One-year, $3 million deal adds lefty bat, improves depth

We keep spending more money on C+ players hoping they will add up to an A team. I don't get it.

If he was only a barber....then we's have something.

Bill and Mark might undestand the last comment.

More from the Onion

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bears_inspire_a_city_still_reeling

We have a guest blogger

This message was received on Friday PM from Michael Russell, 13 year old son of John Russell and a Vincent Scott disciple of unbridled enthusiasm

Mr Scott:

" You gotta believe---Bears all the way. No doubts. Good by to '85, hello to '06.
No more punky QB, it is sexy Rexy."

Let's get your Super Bowl menu ideas posted.

1 RULE!

If you plan on attending the Super Bowl bash there is only one rule to follow. You have to bring a positive attitude. I don't want anyone yelling at the bears for any reason during the game. You gotta have faith. If you feel like you cannot comply w/ these rules, be prepared to watch the game through a window, b/c you will have been kicked outside.

I'm talking to you Adam and Bill!!!

Bears Lead Rex Grossman To Super Bowl

Got to love the Onion.

Bringing New Meaning to the Term "Asswipe"

Was watching the post-game coverage this morning when I clicked on a local morning show featuring the expert commentary of Da Coach. The host asked Ditka a few questions about the games and the Super Bowl. Then Iron Mike brought up what he really there to talk about: toilet paper.

I shit you not.

Mike Ditka is shilling for the Scott family's favorite toilet paper company.

I'd like to say I'm surprised, but....

I expect all Scott Siblings and all Scott Children at the PARTY of 2007

There is no good reason for you not to be at the Paul Scott house on the 4th of February. I watched quarters 2-4 and let me tell you the 3rd quarter did a number on my ticker. Let's make this a special weekend. Let me know what I can add to the menu.

PARTY AT PAUL'S HOUSE FEB. 4TH!

Go Bears!
Colts SUCK! Peyton is a choker. Dungy should be fired.

Jesse, or Why the Bears are Gonna Win

I just got back from a small New York adventure that portends good things for the game tomorrow. After arriving home earlier tonight, Melissa and I walked into the building and started to climb the stairs when I realized that I'd lost my phone, most likely in the cab we had just exited moments earlier.

After calling the phone (which was on vibrate) and receiving no answer, we immediately grew concerned that the phone was gone for good. But, low and behold, my phone called us back. On the other end of the line was a young women named Jesse who was fifteen blocks away. We jumped into a cab and husted over and reclaimed the phone.

So....take a bow, Jesse. Because of you, I'm flying high 14 hours before the second biggest Bears' game in my lifetime. We're gonna win, baby!!!!!

"Mexicanity"

Last night's episode of "The Office" was brilliant.

Sun-Times offers 41 Reasons for Victory

Most of them are stupid, but I liked the first one.

ESPN Braintrust to Bears: "You Suck."

Theismann	Salisbury	Hoge	Jaworski	Schlereth

Allen	Mortensen	Golic	Accuscore

Looks like only the computer likes the Bears on Sunday. Works for me.

Having seen most of these guys on TV at one time or another, I think I can say definitively that I like our chances. These guys are, with few exceptions, MORONS.