Patrick - great job on the vittles!

The buffalo chicken sandwich was outstanding. My sphincter really enjoyed it this am.

Tough Loss.

But the good news is that pitchers and catchers report in less than a month.

This is Our Quest!

Instructional Video

Dad could have used this a few days ago.

One Day to Go...Who's excited?

Updates from the Scott Household....

Bill has arrived and everybody is in agreement; he is not going to make it..

Paul has been cleaning for the past five hours, seriously.

This weekend could be a complete disaster!

Definition of Shart

-a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

Applied in a Sentence- After Paul sharted himself for the third time in one week, he realized that he might need to look into disposable boxers.

Important Advice for Sunday

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

-Cliff Claven

"It's...

...Groundhog Day!"

Apparently Phil didn't see his shadow, which according to my sources, means that da Bears will emerge victorious from Sunday's contest.

Adam Look at Me..You should not mention Sharts!

Some topics need not be shared with a broad audience. Sharting is one on those topics.

You know who I don't like? Jerry Jones.

It really pisses me off that days before the biggest Bears game in decades, the owner of the anemic, overpaid chokehounds known as the Dallas Cowboys can't keep his nose out the Bears' business. If Ron Rivera wants to move to D-town and hire Dan as a babysitter, that's his business. But it shouldn't even be on the radar til Monday. Until Monday morning, Jerry Jones should do whatever it is billionaries do in North Texas--clear brush, mismanage businesses, declare immoral wars--whatever.

The Jordan Brothers

Let's go Ramblers!


Jeff and Marcus Jordan, the sons of the world famous Michael, are playing on ESPN2 right now.

They're in high school. ESPN is showing a high school basketball game in February. Am I the only one who thinks this is slightly strange?

The other weird thing is that they both play for Loyola Academy, where Daniel and I began our secondary education.

It's a Bears Town

And you gotta love they way they celebrate it.



As excited as I am to be coming home this weekend, these pictures really make me miss Chicago.

Todo El Mundo Esta Enamorado con Los Osos

An Article From The Chicago Tribune:

` Vivan los Osos!' !

The Drink Menu

24 Coronas and a bottle of Tequila

- Because Daniel thinks he's Mexican

48 Stella's

- Because Patrick is an animal and can drink more than Daniel

60 Bud Lights

- Because Vincent still thinks he's in college and can definetely drink more than Patrick

Handle of Seagrams and a handle of Goldslager

- Because Adam can drink more than God!!!

Should be a fun day.

7 Point Underdogs?

How can anybody in their right mind bet against a team with a mascot as intimidating as ours?

It is preposterous!

Bears 35- Colts 17