Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Do you need directions to the Party?


Hey Brian, how do you get there?

Take a right off of Magdalena and we're the first house on the left

We've been shopping



Think Sausages and Liquor. It's a pretty simple menu

Look Who is Returning to Texas!


Can anybody say.............COMEBACK
Here is the Story:

What is the Plan for Saturday and Sunday Morning?


Are We Golfing?

What a Wimp!



It is a little pathetic how excited I am to watch Bill during the game on Sunday.

Did someone say Sausage Fest?

Should we all wear something similar for the game? I know Adam has something like this in pink.


How Can You Not Root For This Guy

Good Story about Lovie from the Sunday Times.

Dance Party!!!!!


Halftime competition of who can do the best Chunk impression. Who's in?

Monday, January 29, 2007

Possible Menu for Next Weekend

Bring your pacemakers.

Saturday Lunch:

Deli Sandwichs & Wedge Salads

Saturday Dinner (AKA Soup Night):
Tortilla Soup
Chili
Borsht (maybe)

Sunday Breakfast:
Scrambled Eggs
Shrimp & Grits
Black Bean Cakes
Homemade Salsa

Game Food:
Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches
Meatloaf Sandwiches
Polish Sausages
Chicago-Style Pizza
Guacamole & Chips
Kitty's Bean Dip?

I'm Looking Forward to This Sausage Fest


Polish-sausage fest, that is.

Menu Preferences



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Scott Family Super Bowl Party




Who wants to Play "Shirts or Shorts"

After many days of hard reflection, I was unable to make a decision. Should I stay in Dallas and continue my slow journey towards complete depression or travel to California knowing full well that my experience in California could leave me scarred for years to come? And then it just appeared like a hooker in Vegas:

The opportunity to sit in my underwear alongside my brothers, father, and uncles comes around once, maybe twice a lifetime. Bill crying in the bathroom is an extra bonus.

Nevertheless...
Paul, please be sure to pick up a little extra tequila for son # 2 (or Son #1 depending on which list you are referring). Here is my itinerary

Fri, Feb 02, 2007 - Fort Worth, TX (DFW) to San Francisco, CA (SFO)
United 0555
Depart: DFW 06:54 PMArrive: SFO 08:43 PM
Non-stop3h 49m 320 1,464 miles traveled
EconomyFood for Purchase
Flight: Confirmed
21A

Mon, Feb 05, 2007 - San Francisco, CA (SFO) to Fort Worth, TX (DFW)
United 0464
Depart: SFO 11:00 AMArrive: DFW 04:23 PM
Non-stop3h 23m 319 1,464 miles traveled
EconomyFood for Purchase
Flight: Confirmed
15B

All passengers
Name:
DANIEL SCOTT

Who is man enough to have this done? Vince?



I will have the tatoo artist on call if the Bears win.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

That Woods guy is a pretty good golfer

I don't think anyone has the mental toughness to beat him down the stretch. Phil, you have won your last Major.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

And the Hits keep Coming


Chicago native Floyd signs with Cubs
One-year, $3 million deal adds lefty bat, improves depth

We keep spending more money on C+ players hoping they will add up to an A team. I don't get it.

If he was only a barber....then we's have something.

Bill and Mark might undestand the last comment.



More from the Onion

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bears_inspire_a_city_still_reeling

We have a guest blogger



This message was received on Friday PM from Michael Russell, 13 year old son of John Russell and a Vincent Scott disciple of unbridled enthusiasm

Mr Scott:

" You gotta believe---Bears all the way. No doubts. Good by to '85, hello to '06.
No more punky QB, it is sexy Rexy."

Let's get your Super Bowl menu ideas posted.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

1 RULE!

If you plan on attending the Super Bowl bash there is only one rule to follow. You have to bring a positive attitude. I don't want anyone yelling at the bears for any reason during the game. You gotta have faith. If you feel like you cannot comply w/ these rules, be prepared to watch the game through a window, b/c you will have been kicked outside.

I'm talking to you Adam and Bill!!!

Bears Lead Rex Grossman To Super Bowl

Got to love the Onion.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Bringing New Meaning to the Term "Asswipe"


Was watching the post-game coverage this morning when I clicked on a local morning show featuring the expert commentary of Da Coach. The host asked Ditka a few questions about the games and the Super Bowl. Then Iron Mike brought up what he really there to talk about: toilet paper.

I shit you not.

Mike Ditka is shilling for the Scott family's favorite toilet paper company.

I'd like to say I'm surprised, but....

Sunday, January 21, 2007

I expect all Scott Siblings and all Scott Children at the PARTY of 2007

There is no good reason for you not to be at the Paul Scott house on the 4th of February. I watched quarters 2-4 and let me tell you the 3rd quarter did a number on my ticker. Let's make this a special weekend. Let me know what I can add to the menu.

PARTY AT PAUL'S HOUSE FEB. 4TH!

Go Bears!
Colts SUCK! Peyton is a choker. Dungy should be fired.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Jesse, or Why the Bears are Gonna Win

I just got back from a small New York adventure that portends good things for the game tomorrow. After arriving home earlier tonight, Melissa and I walked into the building and started to climb the stairs when I realized that I'd lost my phone, most likely in the cab we had just exited moments earlier.

After calling the phone (which was on vibrate) and receiving no answer, we immediately grew concerned that the phone was gone for good. But, low and behold, my phone called us back. On the other end of the line was a young women named Jesse who was fifteen blocks away. We jumped into a cab and husted over and reclaimed the phone.

So....take a bow, Jesse. Because of you, I'm flying high 14 hours before the second biggest Bears' game in my lifetime. We're gonna win, baby!!!!!

Friday, January 19, 2007

"Mexicanity"


Last night's episode of "The Office" was brilliant.

Sun-Times offers 41 Reasons for Victory

Most of them are stupid, but I liked the first one.

ESPN Braintrust to Bears: "You Suck."


Theismann

Salisbury

Hoge

Jaworski

Schlereth














Allen

Mortensen

Golic

Accuscore









Looks like only the computer likes the Bears on Sunday. Works for me.

Having seen most of these guys on TV at one time or another, I think I can say definitively that I like our chances. These guys are, with few exceptions, MORONS.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

So - what do you guys think about Sunday?

Vince - no need for you to respond - we all know - a big bear win.
While I am optimistic for a Bear victory, a loss would not surprise me.

Who will be watching? I think Los Altos is sold out of Depends - that must mean paul will be watching. How about Bill and Mark??

Monday, January 15, 2007

"Sweep the Leg"


Can the Bears defense stop this man?

At this Point, I thought the Bears would win big


Stupid me.

Children of Men

Actually watching Children of Men at the time the game was on was therapeutic. Great small film with one idea with large implications. Had the game on DVR and was watching in the 3rd quarter when Tom called and informed he that his last info was the the game was tied in overtime at 24 all( it was 21-17 Bears in my world). Could not stand the suspense and went right to ESPN News for the lower right hand score. Was able to finish game with a somewhat normal resting heart rate. There must be a condition for these behaviors and a drug to treat the disorder. Will take it up with the research guys here.

Any way the office actully looked sound but the running game of NO (McAllister and Bush) will be a force. Need some shoring up. I think I will watch live the NFC championship. Ireally have less feelings about the the Super Bowl. Getting to the game is always better than the game itself.

What size is Yao's Bed?

Sunday, January 14, 2007

"Hey, Adam...


...you're still gay!"

Hopefully the Bears can play relaxed next week and win BIG!

However, I dont think they can win the Super Bowl. My only hope is that if they do make it, they play Indy. Belichek would coach circles around Lovie. How do the Chargers lose that game? Oh yeah, Marty Ball! they have the league MVP, but think that they can win off the arm of a rookie QB. I am surprised Marty hasnt been fired yet.

Roll Call


I know most of the Scotts didn't actually watch the game, but I'm still curious about what everyone thought.

Let's hear it.

Gotta Love Them Bears!!!


No, not the Chicago squad.

The more reliable group--these guys:
The bear community is a masculinist subculture in the gay community. Bears are usually mature gay or bisexual men with hairy bodies and facial hair; some are heavy-set, but that is not a requirement. Bears often exhibit an outwardly masculine appearance. Some bears place great importance on presenting a hyper-masculine image and shun interaction with men who display effeminate style and mannerisms. Other bears do not.
Sounds like the Scott boys to me.

It was easy peasy...

Chip shot to win.

Bring on the Saints...

Ron Turner still sucks

why must he continue to pass on first down? Why such long, slow developing plays. He sucks. Someone hire him away from the bears!

Prediction

Bears special teams will be the deciding factor - negatively or positively. So far they suck - poor tackling and 2 fumbles by their all pro kick returner.

Bad Wrecks Grossman, Bad!

I still think Ron Turner is not calling a good game here.

Bad, Bad Defense

No pressure, poor coverage. Strap yourselves in for a long day.

Who is Watching Today?

Bill and Paul are too big of sissies. I hope Mark and David have the balls to watch. It could be ugly. My only prediction is that the Bears wont cover the spread. They may win or lose, but they wont cover the spread.

GO BEARS!

Nicki has determined that it is best for her to be out of the house between 10 and 1 today. I wonder why?

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Colts & Ravens, 1st Half

I've been pretty impressed with this game so far. Both teams are obviously capable of winning it all this year, and they both play with good energy and focus.

I'm especially interested in how odd it it to watch these teams when the Colts are on offense and the Ravens defense. It's a little like Mad-Scientist-Football. Between Manning and his eccentric repertoire of audibles and the myriad blitz packages that Ray Lewis and his crew offer, watching these guys play veers between incredibly exciting and entirely confusing. With all the pre-snap movement, it feels like a football layman like myself has no chance to understand all the different things that are going on.

Friday, January 12, 2007

Friday Smile

Or, if you will, Friday "Coke and a Smile".

This is the Year!



From the Chicago Cubs Website:

Think Derrek Lee is eager to get started on the 2007 season? Shortly after the first of the year, he sent a text message to a few of his Cubs teammates saying, "This is the year."


Who can argue with that.

"Flip Flopper"

To steal a line from John Kerry,
"I was for watching the game before I against watching the game."

I will catch the first half and then I have to go to work at 2:00 PM. Am I disappointed that I have to go into work this Sunday? It's debatable.